dudeufugly:

true

bonus:

doctorxrose:

walk into the club like

the-wolstenass:

me every morning

When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.

sodamnrelatable:

People be like

“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”

“Send food”

“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”

“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”

“Omg, Satan is so funny!”

“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”

“Hitlers a badass!”

“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

lepetitmortiarty:

hunterus-herocus:

dynamics-of-an-asteroid:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

new sex position called the “%” where you sit in different rooms separated by a wall. never touching

sTOP

bencumber:

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allons-ydraco:

whatafuckinfamilypicture:

osobigbear:

women give birth they literally have the power to end the human species if they decide in unison to boycott humanity. So men, you should probably stop shitting on women, you have no clue what you’re fucking with.

boycott humanity

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